--*Snooki

--*JWoww

--*The Situation

--*Pauly Q

--*Ootsie

--*Salmonella Bob

--*Vittles

--*Fuck Face

--*Oatmeal Pete

--*Sidewinder Sally

--*Back Door Sue

--*Grandma Hattie

--*The Issue

--*The Problem

--*Orange Alert

--*Orange Tan Alert

--*Melanoma Mary

--*Tits

--*Spooge

--*Race Bait Vin

--*Zulu Dawn

--*Boom Boom

--*"Uncomfortable Silence" Frank

--*Fixodent and Forget It

--*Mau Mau

--*Your Place Or Mine

--*Diphtheria Chuck

--*The Awesomeness

--*Guido the Killer Pimp

--*"Sid" In Quotation Marks

--*Sid Without Quotation Marks

--*The Situation With Mange

--*The Situation With Crabs

--*The Accidental Dismemberment Situation

--*Pauly-Tony

--*Tony-Pauly

--*Angie From Exit 82

--*Angie From Exit 86

--*Ichabod

--*Staten Island Scurvy

--*Pauly No Club Foot (In Memory of Pauly Club Foot, who now sleeps forever in quick lime)