--*What Are Some of the Strangest Olympic Figure Skater Dance Moves?

--*The bunny hop jump

--*The ballet jump

--*The mashed potato

--*The lindy hop

--*The kabuki theater pantomime

--*Talk to the hand

--*The busting a kneecap with a tire iron flourish

--*The Darth Vader death grip

--*The cat's-in-heat-again-and-rubbing-up-against-the-coffee-table reverse scoot

--*The "fleeing the shtetls hunched over in the snow" move

--*The drunk Cossack runs amok flail

--*The empathetic therapist crouch

--*The "too busy texting to look at you" dance, followed by a Toe walley

--*The sweet 16, protect-your-maidenhead pose

--*The "writing a check on your back" dance followed by a double axel

--*The nervously trying to bum a cigarette hand clap followed by a toeless lutz and a Mazurka