--*How Are We Going Too Far With Our Designer Cakes?

--*A wedding cake with all 1,000 pages of the prenuptial agreement written on the top in rolled fondant.

--*A cake representation of baby’s first solid poop.

--*A giant bursting cake depicting the Hindenburg disaster.

--*A giant appendix made of marzipan on the occasion of cousin Joey’s appendectomy.

--*A Three Mile Island Cake

--*A highly graphic bris cake

--*Doing a baby shower cake with a pregnant belly on it that lactates soy milk and suffers from anal prolapse in a special display made of ganache.

--*A hysterectomy cake

--*An episiotomy cake

--*A colostomy cake

--*A first menstruation cake with extra cherry filling

--*A cake that has shrapnel from a Vietnam-era dum-dum round tumbling around inside of it, just like Uncle Joe.

--*A cake for the legal team who defended the use of torture during the Bush administration, featuring a dog pile of enemy combatants unprotected by the Geneva Convention.

--*You know what would be cooler than a stripper jumping out of a cake? How about a stripper handing you a subpoena for family court?