How Are Schizophrenics Comforting Us?

(Originally posted Monday, January 19, 2009)

What are schizophrenics saying to offer us comfort?

--*"Don't worry, your soul dies last."

--*"Heck, you might as well live a little cause in the future you're already dead."

--*"You gotta just throw caution to the wind when you're surrounded by killer bats."

--*"Home is where the bodies are."

--*"The closer you can get to your own body, the happier you'll be."

--*"We've got to fight the terrorists over there to keep from fighting them over here."

--*"Love through war. Peace through strength. Pull my finger."

--*"Don't worry. When I made love to the duck it was already dead."

--*"I can't shake your hand because I belong to a really backward sect of an old Abrahamic religion."

--*"It's OK. I'm John Lennon, not you."

--*"There must be a God because you survived that Hudson River plane crash."

--*"There must be a God. There must be. There must. There must."