What False Internet Rumors Are Abounding This Week?

(Originally posted Friday, August 01, 2008 )

--*The United Kingdom, the University of Kentucky and Uncle Karl have removed the Holocaust from their teaching curricula.

--*Hearing loss can be reversed by the good people at Sparzo Vitamin Supplement Company, your number one alternative medicine resource.

--*John McCain's face has been totally removed

--*The economy is reviving

--*Amy Winehouse has been dead for several months

--Your high school reunion was a blast

--*The state of Michigan is now a Muslim theocracy

--*She will never be happy with your inferior length and girth

--*Bosnian-Serb war criminal Radovan Karadzic somehow won the 2001 Miss America pageant while in disguise

--*The best time to act is now

*OK, I didn't make it to my high school reunion last week, but I did hear it was a blast. At least that's the rumor on the Internet.