What’s On Our Flair?

(Originally posted Tuesday, July 01, 2008 )

What's On Our Flair?

--*A picture of Hamburglar

--*FOB

--*"This nose is going straight up your ass"

--*"Ask me about atheism"

--*"I Make Pee Burn"

--*"I Take It In the Cushion"

--*A picture of Michael Bolton with a "No" symbol over him

--*The words "frigid elephants" with the "No" symbol over them

--*The word "Yes" with the "No" symbol over it

--*A hologram picture of George Bush with and without Hulk muscles

--*A hologram picture of Bettie Page both before and after biting into a Cheeseburger

--*"Fuck It! We'll do it live!"

--*John Belushi in a bee costume

--*Rosa Parks in a bee costume

--*"Mary Kay Letourneau for President!"

*Editor's note: I confess a deep abiding love for Mary Kay. I hate "People" magazine and "People"-type stories about the objects of gossip among tut-tutting fishwives. But Mary Kay's story had me hooked from the beginning. A self-deprecating daddy's girl with a wild sense of humor has a miscarriage, goes crazy and fixates on a boy. Their love should be bad, but it isn't. It is we who are bad. And she's super hot to boot.

I wish I could be 12 all over again for you, MKL.