New Diablo Cody Lines

(Originally posted Saturday, April 19, 2008 )

A Bunch of New Lines From Diablo Cody's Next Feature

--*Cut the gumsmack, li'l fry, I got a Hershey boner.

--*That ain't no fingerpaint, you're menarchin' Tom Harkin.

--*Grab the candy, quick like bunny, and let's Flo Jo.

--*Shut your cake flusher, Butternut, I'm tryin' to whelp a dime bag from my fudge factory

--*Stop doing like Onan, Conan, you'll go blind

--*When are you goin' down on me, elevator face?

--*Oh my God, Frenchie, your tube snake never got a haircut?

--*You aren't Speed Racer and I'm not a Mach 5

--*I'm an American, home slice. So ixnay on the waterboard, Augusto.