--*What Gifts Do We Want The Most for Christmas?

--*A Nintendo Wii

--*A Nintendo Wii and child support

--*A big glass of eggnog and primary custody of the child

--*An amicus brief from the American Civil Liberties Union, sent by Fed Ex to Alabama

--*A Pleo robotic dinosaur and a public health option

--*A Jedi concentration console, which allows you to levitate an orb with your brainwaves, and a recall of obstructionist Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn, which would allow you to pass decent health care legislation with your brainwaves.

--*Malibu rum, for your feelings.

--*EyeClops Night Vision Goggles, to teach your children stalking skills early in life.

--*Transformer movie action toys make a great gift, say bloggers compromised by advertising money

--*A Ronald Reagan doll with invisible stealth government, large paper deficits and extra wealth disparity.

--*A job.