--*What Epicurean Delights Are We Enjoying With Our Dinner?

--*An Oregon Pinot Noir from the Willamette Valley

--*A 2004 Cotes du Rhone

--*A double malt scotch aged in peat

--*Postprandial sorbet

--*Postprandial hypoglycemia

--*A debate about Kierkegaard's defense of Abraham and his murderous intentions toward Isaac

--*A debate about who knows more about Kierkegaard

--*An out and out fight that might have been about Kierkegaard when it started but is now mainly about who is doing all the dishes

--*A fight followed by some Neapolitan ice cream you can scoop your damn self

--*A double maduro cigar

--*A twin sister act from Reno

--*David Lee Roth would love to come to your house

--*Rhino tranquilizer

--*A liter of El Salvadoran aguardiente topped off with anise, sugar cane and radiator fluid

--*Reading out loud The Nature of Things by the Roman poet Lucretius

--*Getting the cat drunk

--*A discussion about the ambiguity between major and Lydian modes in music

--*Throwing wet paper towels at the TV screen while "For the Love of Ray J" is on.

--*A phone call from the governor

--*A discussion about Hegel's concept of antithesis along with a huge bowl of M&Ms that gives us diarrhea.

--*Thorazine

--*Haloperidol

--*Chocolate chip cookies and porn

--*Fugu fish liver followed by human nerve death

--*Some guy playing guitar, same as he does at the nursing home every night